Scenario for the holiday All Fools� day

I.1-31 March Emblem making, decorating the School Hall, making the advertising poster for All Fools� Day

Responsible for the work:

I. Stanevicius
K. Kirvelaityte and others.

II. 3 March - 7 March�Preparing for humorous play contest �The way I cheated�my teacher� that is due in the School Hall on April 1 st. Participants are students from classes 1 to 11. The winners of the contest will be awarded special prizes.

Responsible for the work:

K. Proscevicius
T. Noreika
R. Dauksa

III. 3 March - 17 March�Creating the school grotesques (teachers, mates etc.). For classes 5 to 11. The best grotesques are going to be exhibited in the school foyer. Secret ballot held during All Fools� Day holiday will help to decide on the Funniest, the most Resembling, the most Popular and the most Attractive grotesque. Their authors will be awarded special prizes.

Responsible for the work:

N. Jocaite
R. Sidlauskaite

IV. 3 March - 17 March The Coolest Joke Contest (for 1 to 11 form students). The best jokes will be published in the school magazine �MAZVYDIETIS� and will also add the book �THE JOKES OF MAZVYDIECIAI�. Their authors will be awarded special prizes.

Responsible for the work:

L. Sicaite
R. Pavliuk
D. Burokaite

V. 18 March - 31 March Selecting the best grotesques and jokes.

VI. 1 April All Fools� Day at our school.

Project organizers

All Fools' Day, 1st April at Kaunas Martynas Mazvydas Secondary School.

	1. Early in the morning every participant of the festival was greeted by a Smiling Clown, the symbol of the project and of the festival. Everyone coming to school on this day was given an emblem. The number of those made on this occasion was about 800.
	2. The school hall was overcrowded with spectators who were watching the small play contest called "The way I cheated my teacher".
	3. The contest was watched by the judges: the School Principal Juze Grigaliene the leader and the composer of amateur art circle "M" Indra Mazuikaite the leader of drama hobby group Ausra Nesterova the editor of the school newspaper "MAZVYDIETIS" Rita Pavliuk the newspaper correspondent Kristina Kirvelaityte
	4. The contest was conducted by Tomas Noreika and Karolis Proscevicius, the organizers of the project.
	5. The first to appear on the stage were the 1st formers with their short play "A lesson".
	6. The students of 2-3 forms showed their knowledge of English in their creative work called "Bad sign".
	7. The students of 2-3 forms showed their knowledge of English in their creative work called "Bad sign".
	8. A special song-play was written by the girls of 6th form.
	9. Joke Championship called "Stand up" was a brilliant idea of 8th form students. At times the jokes were interrupted by funny dancing or Russian and English songs.
	10. The senior form students improvised a lesson of the Russian language.
	11. Jokes were created by students of all age groups. The authors of the best ones were awarded the diplomas of thanks.
	12. The Grotesque contest was going on in our school foyer. The teachers and students voted for their favourite grotesques. In such a way we selected the Funniest, the most Resembling, the most Popular and the most Attractive grotesques.Their authors were awarded the diplomas of thanks.
	13. Project organizers and executors are sending you their warmest greetings.

Anecdotes

Physics?

Teacher: What will happen if we leave iron outside?
Andrius: It will rust.
Teacher: That's right. But if we leave gold ?
Andrius: It will be stolen.

Tadas Kasparavicius. Form 7a.

It's Saturday

Some day Svajunas comes to school, sits down at his desk and waits for his friends. A watchman notices the boy sitting alone in the classroom.
Watchman: Why are you so sad, Svajunas.
Svajunas: I'm waiting till my class friends come.
Watchman: They will not come because it's Saturday.

Svajunas Maksvytis. Form 3a.

(Echange)

Vicky brings chips to school. Her school friend David wants to get some chips.
David: Vicky, give me some chips.
Vicky: One chip for one kiss!
David grasps chips and runs away.
David: Marius will kiss you, because I haven't time for this!

Agne Skucaite. Form 6a.

The same mistakes

After the control work.
Teacher: Arnas, how did it happen that you had made the same mistakes as Monika did?
Arnas: It is because the same teacher teaches us !

Ugne Brusokaite. Form 3a.

Monkey

The lesson of religion.
Teacher: Tadas, where does the man come from?
Tadas: From the monkey!
Teacher: I'm not interested in the genealogy of your family!

Tadas Kasperavicius. Form 7a.

The Tense

The teacher is giving a question to Ruta:
I am sick, you are sick, he, she is sick. What tense is it?
It is the epidemic flue , answers Ruta.

Justina Dauksaite. Form 7a.

The TV has gone wrong

Teacher:
- Zygimantas, you have made a progress in your studies lately. Maybe somebody has helped you ?
Zygimantas:
- No, nobody has. Only my TV set has gone wrong.

Migle Verzikauskaite. Form 3a.

Spread oil on a little brother

A little daughter:
- Father, why are you spreading oil on a lock ?
Father:
- Because I want it not to squak.
Daughter:
- Could you then spread oil on my baby brother, please?

Akvile Sinkeviciute. Form 1a.

A Question

The action is taking place in the workshop for boys.
"Excuse me teacher, how do you like the birdhouse that I have made"?, one pupil asks.
"It's all right. Only you should come out of it, because there will be no place for birds", the teacher answers.

Ieva Marmaite. Form 7c.

Unexpected reply

The teacher is handing in diary with marks to the lagging student and says:
- Your father will turn grey, when he sees it .
- No, he won't, because he is bald.

Gediminas Rudys. Form 7b.

The teacher allowed not to go to school

- Ernest, get up quickly and prepare yourself for school!
- I don't need go to school today.
- Why not? It isn't a holiday today, is it?
- No, it isn't. But the teacher of mathematics told not to appear at school if one is not prepared for the lesson.

Who is clever?

Martynas is boasting to his friends:
- When I was a baby I began walking at the age of ten.
- Do you really consider yourself to be clever? As for me, I have been carried since I was three! - tried to boast Zygimantas.

Arnas Sorokas. The 3a form.